You know who you are. I am not 100% sure exactly how your brain works...but I can not say I am not intrigued. You stalk your prey like a wild animal, waiting for the perfect time to prowl. I can only speculate on how it goes, but I imagine it goes something like this...
You are scrolling along and see a post from a cute girl...15 likes. 4 comments from really cute girls that are friends with said cute girl. You click on one...3 minutes later it will not scroll anymore so you go back and send a request. You like a couple of profile pics to get seen in the notifications, maybe drop a couple of winky or heart eye faces under some selfies...you know...be seen.
Said girl...either denies or accepts your friend request. Either way...you will probably not stray far from this story line I am sure.
You send a message...Usually something like "hey" or "hey girl" or "your butiful"...something to that effect. It will go unanswered, so you will follow up with something related to the post she just made 2 minutes ago "You are so funny, I never thought of tacos that way ha ha" She will read it...and not respond. Maybe it is because your page is full of misspelled words. Maybe it is because she sees you on every single post made by a life form with a vagina. Maybe it is because you have married as your status. It could be that she is only 15 and you are in your 30s. Who knows why? We do not. All we know is it happens. You know it does. So this is the critical part of this letter...Where I ask for a response.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY you keep messaging? After the ignored comments, ignored messages, total deflection...what keeps the motivation? This is where you guys push it to the limit.
First off...do NOT facebook call girls you do not know. This is the ULTIMATE LEVEL OF CREEPINESS and there is NO return. Second...DO NOT send random SELFIES. Not even on SNAPCHAT unless we are actually chatting like that, bro. It is so weird. We do not understand it and it is not attractive. Third thing...dick pics. The fact that this has to be said is really disturbing, but I am sure every pretty girl has had one of these guys...and every one of you creeps that reads this and deep down know it's for you...have been this guy at least once, I am sure. SO...really quickly. Creeps of the interwebs...DO NOT I repeat DO NOT send a picture of your penis to ANYONE who does not specifically say "Please send me a picture of your dick." We do not like this and, again, not attractive. Usually not impressive either.
Next thing...is how you guys handle being ignored. Your response is to, what? Keep messaging? Why? If I ignore more than 3 messages from you over the course of a day or 2... do you think that messaging me 26 times more...which I open and do not reply to... is somehow magically going to make me want to message back? Like OH snap! He sent the magic number of messages! This is the one! Number 27! I can reply FINALLY! Someone passed the test! NOPE. Does not happen. You are probably already being laughed at by a group of her friends.
If you find yourself creepily creeping on facebook and instagram, liking random girls pictures, always hitting up every female name with a green dot by it on messenger with a "can I ask you a question" or "hey girl" "Are you single?"...STOP. Think about what you are doing. If you in any way think you might be creepery...it is not too late. Just sign out and get a hobby. Go to a strip club. Something. Just quit being a creep. That is all.
Have a nice day!
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