To the girl with the big pupils...

Everyone thought of at least one girl when they read that title.  You know the type... We see you...we just do not say anything usually.  We are just watching...judging.  It is probably wrong, but we can not help it.  You make it too hard not to!  We love to watch you and can not help but laugh sometimes.

We go to the gas station and see you.  Walking down every aisle in the store just to stand in line with a Mountain Dew. We watch you fidget while you wait in line... My favorite is when we get to watch you eat your shoulder. Does not even matter where it is either...still funny.  Always a good show! Or when you can not really quite figure out how to use the air pump to air up your tire.  Or when you are in the store, talking to your dealer and do not realize how loud you are talking...specially funny!!!

We see you on facebook and instagram. We scroll past your bathroom selfies from 3:46 AM. We like your year old pictures of your kids when you post them. We act like we do not see those same kids in someone else's posts...only more current because they have them every day now.  We like those pictures too!  We see your kids at ballgames, the fair, the lake, Pizza Hut. We see them... we do not see you with them though.  Never see you... Must be a fun one you're on!

We do see you though!  Your "My kids are my life" posts and your tattoos "for your kids" We smile at you when you walk past in Walmart, at least 6 times, never with anything to buy... half smiling, half chewing on the air beside your face.  We see you sitting in your car for 20 minutes before you go in the Dollar General store.  We see you buying Sudafed at the pharmacy.  We see you posting pictures with your liquor on a Tuesday, and your snap chats of you smoking blunts.  We see you.  

We judge you.

And you complain about it.  You have the nerve to complain about it. UGH

That is all I have to say. I will go to jail if I continue.